Today Last Week: Six Dollars for Gas

14 May 2006 (#001)
Six Dollars for Gas

And now, another edition of Today Last Week.

As we all know, the weekend news can be a little slow. So, what's the headline for this weekend in Toronto?

NEWSCASTER: The price of fuel at marinas around Lake Simcoe and Couchiching this weekend range from $1.20 to $1.34 for mid-grade. And that has boaters looking for more ways to save a little.

Wow! That's a big outrage! We're paying $6 US for a gallon of gas!

And now, our moment of zen, care of the former Prime Minister of Singapore.

GOH CHOK TONG: To compare this result with any other result, to recieve 66.6%, it's overwhelming! It's overwhelming.

It's so "overwhelming" it's the same result as last election result!

GOH CHOK TONG: It's so, ughh, it's a very good result.

It's such a "good result" it's the same result as last election's result.